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{"type":"standard","title":"Somewhere on the Other Side of Nowhere","displaytitle":"Somewhere on the Other Side of Nowhere","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q3489844","titles":{"canonical":"Somewhere_on_the_Other_Side_of_Nowhere","normalized":"Somewhere on the Other Side of Nowhere","display":"Somewhere on the Other Side of Nowhere"},"pageid":23794491,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7d/Powerman_nowherecd.jpg","width":251,"height":247},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7d/Powerman_nowherecd.jpg","width":251,"height":247},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1239910703","tid":"713efa68-5898-11ef-9268-c29050003ead","timestamp":"2024-08-12T10:48:43Z","description":"2009 studio album by Powerman 5000","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Somewhere_on_the_Other_Side_of_Nowhere","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Somewhere_on_the_Other_Side_of_Nowhere?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Somewhere_on_the_Other_Side_of_Nowhere?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Somewhere_on_the_Other_Side_of_Nowhere"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Somewhere_on_the_Other_Side_of_Nowhere","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Somewhere_on_the_Other_Side_of_Nowhere","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Somewhere_on_the_Other_Side_of_Nowhere?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Somewhere_on_the_Other_Side_of_Nowhere"}},"extract":"Somewhere on the Other Side of Nowhere is the sixth studio album by Powerman 5000 returning to their more traditional industrial metal sound, following their punk rock oriented 2006 album Destroy What You Enjoy. The album was released in the US on October 6, 2009 and in Canada on October 20. The album sold around 2,000 copies in its first week of release. The digital sing