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Atriplex hymenelytra, the desert holly, is silvery-whitish-gray shrub in the family Amaranthaceae, native to deserts of the southwestern United States. It is the most drought tolerant saltbush in North America. It can tolerate the hottest and driest sites in Death Valley, and remains active most of the year.
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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?","punchline":"But most just have 4.","id":101}
{"type":"knock-knock","setup":"Knock knock. \n Who's there? \n Cows go. \n Cows go who?","punchline":"No, cows go moo.","id":12}
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{"slip": { "id": 81, "advice": "Age is of no importance, unless you are a cheese."}}
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