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Evelyn Carslaw née Evelyn Jane Lochhead Workman was a Scottish landscape painter and illustrator.
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Hazaribagh Assembly constituency is an assembly constituency in the Indian state of Jharkhand.
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Srini is an Indian actor, film director and screenwriter who works in Kannada cinema. He made his debut as a director in the Kannada film industry with Topiwala (2013), a commercial entertainer starring Upendra. He made his debut as a lead actor in Srinivasa Kalyana (2017).
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