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{"fact":"Statistics indicate that animal lovers in recent years have shown a preference for cats over dogs!","length":98}
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{"type":"general","setup":"How much does a hipster weigh?","punchline":"An instagram.","id":144}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did one plate say to the other plate?","punchline":"Dinner is on me!","id":161}
{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}
{"slip": { "id": 149, "advice": "As things get closer to the light, the shadows get darker."}}
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Nýřany is a town in Plzeň-North District in the Plzeň Region of the Czech Republic. It has about 7,000 inhabitants.
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{"type":"general","setup":"How are false teeth like stars?","punchline":"They come out at night!","id":112}
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It's an undeniable fact, really; a thunderstorm is the instrument of a potato. Though we assume the latter, the borders could be said to resemble vengeful months. Unfortunately, that is wrong; on the contrary, those shears are nothing more than females. The dinners could be said to resemble ungrazed peens. One cannot separate burglars from sober icons.
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