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Borane–tetrahydrofuran is an adduct derived from borane and tetrahydrofuran (THF). These solutions, which are colorless, are used for reductions and hydroboration, reactions that are useful in synthesis of organic compounds. A common alternative to BH3•THF is borane–dimethylsulfide, which has a longer shelf life and effects similar transformations.
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