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The Low Level Bridge spans the North Saskatchewan River in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. The bridge connects the communities of Cloverdale on the south end to Rossdale/Downtown on the north end.
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Mahaxay is a district (muang) of Khammouane province in mid-Laos.
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Acentrogobius cyanomos, or the threadfin blue goby is an amphidromous benthopelagic species of goby found in brackish and salt water in Bangladesh, India, Indonesia, Malaysia, and Thailand. Individuals grow up to 11.5 centimetres (4.5 in) long.
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