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{"type":"general","setup":"Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?","punchline":"They're really good at it.","id":180}
{"slip": { "id": 153, "advice": "Try using an old idea."}}
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Bergüenda or Bergonda is a hamlet and concejo in the municipality of Lantarón, in Álava province, Basque Country, Spain.
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{"slip": { "id": 161, "advice": "You have as many hours in a day as the people you admire most."}}
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The Indian Law Institute (ILI) is a deemed university and socio-legal research institute, founded in 1956. Established in New Delhi, primarily with the objective of promoting and conducting legal research, education and training. The objectives of the Institute as laid down in its Memorandum of Association are to cultivate the science of law, to promote advanced studies and research in law so as to meet the social, economic and other needs of the Indian people, to promote systematization of law, to encourage and conduct investigations in legal and allied fields, to improve legal education, to impart instructions in law, and to publish studies, books, periodicals, etc.
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