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{"slip": { "id": 114, "advice": "Step 1. Give a shit. Step 2. Don't be a dick. Step 3. Know when to let go."}}
{"slip": { "id": 137, "advice": "You're not that important; it's what you do that counts."}}
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Saint-Étienne-sur-Blesle is a commune in the Haute-Loire department in south-central France.
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