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{"fact":"You check your cats pulse on the inside of the back thigh, where the leg joins to the body. Normal for cats: 110-170 beats per minute.","length":134}
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William Anderson Craven served in the California State Assembly for the 80th district from 1973 to 1974, 76th district from 1974 to 1978 and served in the California State Senate from 1978 to 1998. During World War II he served in the United States Marine Corps. In 1970, Craven was elected to the San Diego County Board of Supervisors.
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The Earth-Shaker is a science fiction novel by American writer Lin Carter, the fourth in his \"Zarkon, Lord of the Unknown\" series. It was first published in hardcover by Doubleday in July 1982. An ebook edition was issued by Thunderchild Publishing in November 2017.
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